6:35 A.M. – Imagine a world without clocks and alarms.
6:40 A.M. - Remember the horrible face of the Boss and wake up.
6:45 A.M. – Sitting in the loo think how beautiful it would be if one could sleep again.
6:55 A.M. – Ah! Flush!!
7:00 A.M.– While bathing, try and struggle reaching all parts of the body.
7:15 A.M. – Smell the shirt (make a ‘who-cares’ face), remember the boss’s secretary (make a ‘I do care’ face) and put a lot of perfume.
7:30 A.M. – Re-evaluate the face in the mirror. Smile a little. Think something on the lines of ‘You-
Handsome-Little-Thing’ or ‘Perfect-10’.
7:45 A.M. – Board the bus and start shaking. Rub the hips with strangers (all men).
8:10 A.M. – Reach the office and remove the clutter from previous days.
8:20 A.M. – Have a delicious south Indian breakfast (Idly and sambhar, dosa and sambhar or vada and sambhar). Remember mom and aloo parathas (with parathas in prominence).
9:00 A.M. – Walk infront of boss’s office, make a silent prayer, give a weak smile to the secretary (who winks as if this is going to be the best day in the world) and go inside.
NOTE: In general interest I am not writing the constitutionally incorrect language that my boss uses for the next half an hour after which his wife (presumably) calls him and he makes a gesture with hand that I chose to interpret as dismissed.
9:30 A.M. – Emerge from the office with nothing to say to secretary who looks expectantly for a little gossip.
10:00 A.M. – Imagine the boss drowning in his own tea cup and various other violent things causing possible hazards to him.
12:00 Noon – Go for lunch. Eat rice and sambhar and wonder why I was ever born.
12:30 P.M. – Talk to girlfriend, listen to how her make-up went all wrong today and discuss why Loreal is a better brand than Garnier.
1:00 P.M. – Try to imagine a girlfriend-without-misery. Impossible to even imagine.
1:15 P.M. – Stop imagining and return to reality. Analyze the pending work.
1:30 P.M. – Chat with friends how Rajasthan should suck at IPL.
3:00 P.M. – Try not to fall asleep out of complete boredom.
3:20 P.M. – Enjoy the free coffee and samosa and discuss how the company should provide free kachori as well.
4:00 P.M. The wait begins.
5:00 P.M. The wait ends. Leave the office.
5:30 P.M. Start shaking in the bus again.
6:00 P.M. Sleep.
8:30 P.M. Have dinner (something with sambhar). Wish there were no taste buds in the tongue anymore.
9:00 P.M. Start writing the blog no one reads.
11:00 P.M. Wish it was Sunday tomorrow and sleep.